Blame it on La Lanne when something goes wrong
That sweatsuited scapegoat for the exercising bomb

Put the blame
On jack la lanne
He's our man

My lawn turned yellow, my goldfish died
I squirted some Bengay right in my eye

He's the fucking cause, that sweatsuited scapegoat
With the atomic sock, when he exercises me
I know he doesn't shower
When I see him beating meat
He makes me want to shower


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Jack La Lanne song meanings
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