"I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog" as written by and Jeffrey Thomas Ward Eric R Boucher....
I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all night long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity


I wanna be a customs man
I snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
Sneaky-peeky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties jackin' off at lunch

Hey-Oh, Hey-Oh-Ho!
Sure beats Alpo

It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude

I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing

It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude

We can seize everything
Houses, cars and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time

I wanna join the Christian Coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake

Hey-Oh, Hey-Oh-Ho!
Spare rod
Spoil the child

It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks

Lyrics submitted by jt

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    General Commenti can't believe nobody has commented on this song. jello biafra is a fucking genius <3
    shadeofgreyon October 21, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI love Lard, and Volcanus 2000 is their best song, unfortunately I haven't heard this song.
    gofuckyourselfon January 24, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI cannot find anything by Lard anywhere... Maybe Amazon... Al Jourgenson+Jello Biafra is one of the most epic combination in music, ever.
    FuckUserNameson September 02, 2009   Link

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