Oh my God Erin, look at her duck butt, it's just so big
she looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends
but who understands those scene guys anyway?
they only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com
I mean her duck butt, it's just so big
I cant believe, it's just so black and out there
gross, look, she's just so e-e-e-emo

We-we-we, welcome, welcome to the,
welcome to the record
I hope you like it
I made music in my bedroom
And then I mic'd it
If you see me around at school
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool
My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky
The girls always tell me "You so stanky"
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks
I've been too busy with my rhyming technique

Welcome to the record
I know you'll like it
I brought this football
So that I could spike it
If you see me rhyming and stealing
Tell me good vibes is what you feeling
My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy
The ladies always tell me "You so dreamy"
I made these jeans look the way they do
And I'm corporate sponsored, so I do the Dew

H to the E to the L-L-O, Hellogoodbye on the microphone
G-double O-D-B-Y-E I've got no rhythm and I can't sing.

H to the E to the L-L-O, Hellogoodbye on the microphone
G-double O-D-B-Y-E I've got no rhythm and I can't sing.


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    ha i love this thing, it's awesome. duck butt...she's so eeemo.

    RuthLesson June 20, 2004   Link

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