Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

'Cause I'm blonde
B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy: "So what?"

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em

'Cause I'm blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Nyah, nyah, nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:

Um, okay. What was it? Okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay...
"Duck, Magnum, duck!"


'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde
Don't you wish you were me?

I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.

'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too

'Cause I'm a blonde
B-L-... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde
Yeah, yeah, yeah!


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  • +1
    General Commentuh...wow...thats dumb but funny..
    juliegrayon July 06, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI bet this Julie Brown person ends up being the next American Super Star.
    Kloieon July 06, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General CommentBwahaha, this song is sooo funny! It's from the soundtrack of some movie, and a lot of funny music videos have been made to it. It's a cute song, and I love the part in the middle where she talks about how she wants to be a veterenarian cause she loves kids XD
    tuffieon April 15, 2003   Link
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    General CommentHOME COMING QUEENS GOT A GUN! even better song! i used to sing this to these blonde girls i hated. they didnt get it. coincidence? i think not...
    DontCritizeME12xuon April 24, 2003   Link
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    General CommentI just heard this song tonight and started laughing. It tells the story of my life. Just kidding I'm smarter than that. Even though I asked what state Montana was in. (long story)
    blondie_9002on December 18, 2004   Link

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