"Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit!"

Pool of Stool
I slipped and fell into a manhole,
I discovered I was knee-deep in doo-doo
A wave of turds swept me away, floating away with poop and pee
To a solid waste management plant
Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee
Pool of Stool
How can anybody stand the smell
A two hundred megaton fart bomb from Hell
Diarrhea and vomit too, I float around in whatever you spew
My nostril hairs are singed from the aroma of human dump
Here I sit, with the shit - here I be, with the pee
Mouthfuls of slop, my tongue starts to swell
In the sewer my body is rashing
Tread logs, tread logs, tread logs, tread logs
The current's too strong, turds, piss, and scum
Are spinning and making me dizzy
Swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds,
Swallowed by turds, swallowed by turds
AHHHHHHH!!! Oh fucking no!!!!!






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    I laughed my ass off when I heard this song...."here I sit, with the shit - here I be , with the pee", one of the funniest lines in a song, not that funny when you just read it though, you have to hear it come from their singer's throat to really appriciate it.

    OxygenWastingLoseron June 07, 2002   Link
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    Theez guys are fucking insane live, i saw them play with HATEBREED a while ago, you gotta go see them. ~Flubberbubble~

    Breeder 0f Hateon June 21, 2002   Link
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    Isn't it clear enough? The man fell in a dumpster and suffocates under shit.One great nightmare...and hell of a death-metal song.What a chorus!!!

    alaskan chinookon May 10, 2003   Link
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    he didnt fall into a dumpster you jackass he fell into a sewer.

    Kurdt-Kobainon March 05, 2005   Link
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    Kurdt-Kobain is right! He fell in to a sewer. There's also a spoken introduction:

    Condone first-degree murder. Advocate cannibalism. EAT SHIT!

    sigmund1989on April 11, 2007   Link

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