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Tim Minchin – If You Open Your Mind Too Much, Your Brains Will Fall Out (Take My Wife) Lyrics 15 years ago
If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
of a single psychic who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions,
that they're able to read minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
of a single astrologer who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions,
that they can predict future human events by interpreting celestial signs,

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
of a single homeopathic practitioner who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions,
that solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water have a consistantly higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo.

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world,
of a single spiritual person who's been able to show either empirically or logically the existance of a higher power with any conciousness or interest in the human race,
or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices or that there is any reason other than fear to believe in any version of an afterlife.

I will give you my piano,

One of my legs,

And my wife.

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Tenacious D – Double Team Lyrics 18 years ago
I think the most subtle line in this song is "How’s it goin’? Are you flowin’?"

....think about it.

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Finger Eleven – Suffocate Lyrics 21 years ago
OK, I've updated the last line of the first verse, but it doesn't seem to have registered (despite doin' it twice; I guess the server takes time to load it? dunno)

What are the lines before, that I've missed off? Stick 'em here so I can update it.

Cheers. :)

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Nickelback – Leader of Men Lyrics 22 years ago
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Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit Lyrics 22 years ago
MEINE NAME IST NOMEDY!!

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