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The Weakerthans – Tournament of Hearts Lyrics 16 years ago
The Tournament of Hearts is the annual Canadian women's curling championship.

Most of the song is curling terminology/references: "extra end", "peel a corner guard", "sheet", "hack weight", "bonspiel", etc. Much of the rest uses curling metaphors to question a relationship and/or one's life:

Why can't I draw right up to what I want to say?
Why can't I ever stop when I want to stay?
We roll right through our years
We drift right through our months
We slide through our days
And always throwing hack weight

The "Right off, no never ever" things is the skip yelling at the sweepers to stop sweeping

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