In my opinion, from hearing it, and from my (limited) experience, it sounds like he's calling a girl a whore and making fun of her, not talking about a literal whore. It sounds like he tried to woo her once and got rejected and now she's coming back to him and he's rejecting her and telling her she's a whore, which makes her cry.
"Whistle for the boys now don't be shy
Give us all a song and a reason why"
It sounds like he's egging her on. He's kind of like, 'go on, show me I'm right.'
"Baby got the bones and a hand me down
Says her heart is black but her eyes are brown"
I don't exactly know what the first line means. Maybe it's a reference to she got her whoriness from her mother or something, but the second one I think is a reference to the fact that she's trying to gain some pity. You ever meet people like that? Where they're like, 'Oh I'm such a terrible person!' Just to hear that they aren't. And you just want to go, 'Yes, yes you are a terrible person.' I think the eyes are brown thing alludes to the fact that she's so full of shit her eyes are brown.
"Give the boys a flash and they'll love you so
Give the girl some cash cause your mother said so"
The first line is obvious, he's ironically naming the upside of being a whore and the second line names the downside of being chivalrous.
"And take em out to look at the queen
And any old girl who's in between"
I don't exactly understand these lines. I don't know if he's comparing her to a queen and any ol' girl who's in between, or if he's just describing an odd date or something. I figure every time he says them, he means whores, and by whores, he means the girl.
"Lay yourself down by the side of the bed
Oh you naughty girl you know you tickle me red"
And this is where he uses her. He also uses 'tickle me red,' which means she amuses him in how much he hates and despises her. Basically, he hates her so much, it's funny.
"You look so dumb and you sound so twee
And you can only wish that you was married to me"
I don't know if he has sex with her at this point, or just gets her naked and leaves, but either way, he's embarrassed and degraded her. She thinks she loves him now, but he tells her she could only wish she was married to him.
"Well, that's what you get
Oh don't get upset"
According to him, she deserved it. She shouldn't have acted like such a whore.
"Ridiculous you
Waiting in the queue oh whoopee doo"
The first line is simple. But the second line can be taken in two ways. He could either be saying SHE was waiting in his queue, like another stupid girl he just uses. OR, HE could have been waiting in her queue. Basically like, she had rejected him prior, so he was just waiting for her to be open while she was serving everyone else. He ends it with 'oh whoopee doo,' which I figure means I decided to give up on her.
"You could have been
The best that I've seen"
These lines represent the idea that she COULD have been with him, had she not been such a tramp and a bitch.
"Under the red light
Everybody knows you cried last night"
And now she cries under the light of the fact that she's a whore, and I think he's bragging about it, or she's trying to ask everyone to feel sorry for her.
"Give us all a go till your face turns red
Little Greg said you went home instead"
More whorish deviancy, but his friend Greg says she stopped.
"If you stick around you'll get an alibi
And we'll try and keep your pretty face bone dry"
He's just mocking her attempt at trying to be clean again. Alibi are used by suspects, obviously, and so he's basically saying people will always suspect her of being a whore, and everyone can try to deny it, but it's always there. You have no excuse.
"Rent a honey rent a honey one two three
Chasing all the boys from your door cant be easy"
He continues to mock her attempt to act clean again. She's developed the reputation and now she can't shake it.
"Well, Ruby said you was wrecked
But your was never well 'haved the last time I checked"
The girl get's incredibly depressed (or she gives up and goes out for a night of whoring), and he doesn't care at all.
I feel this is basically just a revenge song. Don't get me wrong. I love this song, and it makes me really happy that it exists. Some girls can be cruel, and sometimes they deserve a little cruelty back. I know a girl like this, actually, and she completely ruined me, and I really wish I could basically say all these things to her. But I'm too well mannered for that.
In my opinion, from hearing it, and from my (limited) experience, it sounds like he's calling a girl a whore and making fun of her, not talking about a literal whore. It sounds like he tried to woo her once and got rejected and now she's coming back to him and he's rejecting her and telling her she's a whore, which makes her cry.
"Whistle for the boys now don't be shy Give us all a song and a reason why" It sounds like he's egging her on. He's kind of like, 'go on, show me I'm right.'
"Baby got the bones and a hand me down Says her heart is black but her eyes are brown" I don't exactly know what the first line means. Maybe it's a reference to she got her whoriness from her mother or something, but the second one I think is a reference to the fact that she's trying to gain some pity. You ever meet people like that? Where they're like, 'Oh I'm such a terrible person!' Just to hear that they aren't. And you just want to go, 'Yes, yes you are a terrible person.' I think the eyes are brown thing alludes to the fact that she's so full of shit her eyes are brown.
"Give the boys a flash and they'll love you so Give the girl some cash cause your mother said so" The first line is obvious, he's ironically naming the upside of being a whore and the second line names the downside of being chivalrous.
"And take em out to look at the queen And any old girl who's in between" I don't exactly understand these lines. I don't know if he's comparing her to a queen and any ol' girl who's in between, or if he's just describing an odd date or something. I figure every time he says them, he means whores, and by whores, he means the girl.
"Lay yourself down by the side of the bed Oh you naughty girl you know you tickle me red" And this is where he uses her. He also uses 'tickle me red,' which means she amuses him in how much he hates and despises her. Basically, he hates her so much, it's funny.
"You look so dumb and you sound so twee And you can only wish that you was married to me" I don't know if he has sex with her at this point, or just gets her naked and leaves, but either way, he's embarrassed and degraded her. She thinks she loves him now, but he tells her she could only wish she was married to him.
"Well, that's what you get Oh don't get upset" According to him, she deserved it. She shouldn't have acted like such a whore.
"Ridiculous you Waiting in the queue oh whoopee doo" The first line is simple. But the second line can be taken in two ways. He could either be saying SHE was waiting in his queue, like another stupid girl he just uses. OR, HE could have been waiting in her queue. Basically like, she had rejected him prior, so he was just waiting for her to be open while she was serving everyone else. He ends it with 'oh whoopee doo,' which I figure means I decided to give up on her.
"You could have been The best that I've seen" These lines represent the idea that she COULD have been with him, had she not been such a tramp and a bitch.
"Under the red light Everybody knows you cried last night" And now she cries under the light of the fact that she's a whore, and I think he's bragging about it, or she's trying to ask everyone to feel sorry for her.
"Give us all a go till your face turns red Little Greg said you went home instead" More whorish deviancy, but his friend Greg says she stopped.
"If you stick around you'll get an alibi And we'll try and keep your pretty face bone dry" He's just mocking her attempt at trying to be clean again. Alibi are used by suspects, obviously, and so he's basically saying people will always suspect her of being a whore, and everyone can try to deny it, but it's always there. You have no excuse.
"Rent a honey rent a honey one two three Chasing all the boys from your door cant be easy" He continues to mock her attempt to act clean again. She's developed the reputation and now she can't shake it.
"Well, Ruby said you was wrecked But your was never well 'haved the last time I checked" The girl get's incredibly depressed (or she gives up and goes out for a night of whoring), and he doesn't care at all.
I feel this is basically just a revenge song. Don't get me wrong. I love this song, and it makes me really happy that it exists. Some girls can be cruel, and sometimes they deserve a little cruelty back. I know a girl like this, actually, and she completely ruined me, and I really wish I could basically say all these things to her. But I'm too well mannered for that.