Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh


Lyrics submitted by x_melancholy_x, edited by helmsfury

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  • +3
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    by thegothchick on 07-19-2002 @ 01:07:43 PM
    i need some martinis mua hahahah! not reely i dont drink no more cuz im not supposed (under age) sniffle but neways yea its funny cuz of those dum fucks that get drunk (i dont think that made sense)


    That's good for you, cause you just made yourself seem such a badass cause you drank when you wer underage, and the sniffle just increased the sympathy i felt for you. Get a life you fuckin boner.

    MountainJewon March 08, 2003   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    i think you missed the point, the song is making fun of drunk people and basically calling them dumbasses

    crappydrummeron June 03, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    "The only salvation is I'll never see you again You give me head It makes it worse Take out your fuckin' retainer Put it in your purse "

    this is the funniest fucking thing ever.

    crick23on June 16, 2002   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    Like virtually all DK songs, this one is satirical. If you want to interpret the meaning of a DK song, just replace "I" and "we" with "people that Jello hates".

    comradeon April 17, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    ... I really was not aware that so many blindingly stupid people listen to the Dead Kennedys. This isn't even an anti-drinking song. It's making fun of rich, fat, redneck frat boys and their little parties, not people who drink in general.

    Pathetic_Billon January 27, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I recently added this song to a mix CD I made titled, "Drunken Anthems".

    OceanOfChaoson May 16, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    yeah, crappydrummer hit the nail on the head. Its making fun of all those frat boys and people who get just drink to get fucked up. Alcohol sucks, DK rule.

    teenagefuckupon June 09, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    yea you dohnt need alchol dumbasses

    dead_kennedyson June 21, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Yeah but some of us enjoy it... so leave them alone. It's thier choice, sort of it's your choice not to drink.

    mourninghasbrokenon June 30, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    hehe i dont need alchi to have fun.....yeah maybe its makin fun of those fuckheads who drink too much..but anyways......Great Song!

    StrayKattOion July 02, 2002   Link

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