Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Lyrics
Did you Know Kiers Gay?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Did you Know Kiers Gay?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Did You Know
Did You Know
Did You Know
Did You Know . . . Kier . . . Is
Gaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
I wanted to redo this song in full opera mode with marie antoinette era costumes, the mormon tabernacle choir and london symphony orchestra, and maybe Ru Paul conducting... ;)
Yess, I've asked many this question in the past. Frankie shares my pain.
CAUSE YOU HAVE GHONOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT TIME CHECK BEFORE YOU ENTER, OR USE THE BACK DOOR! ;)
i love this song
this song is hilarious, the meaning is very self-explanitory
this song is hilarious, the meaning is very self-explanitory
ermm.. i think you've got an infection Frank... and i dont think u have to be sherlock to figure that out =P... i love frankie!
its about one of franks band members or roadies asking that question on tour im pretty sure i think it says something like that in one of his record sleeves
Funny STORY!
I was sitting in ihop with my parents and my dad and I were talking about the Zappa Plays Zappa show to my mom and I said "Why does it hurt when I pee?" and as I was saying it this kid walked by and that's all he heard...He just stared at me. I was funny as fuck.
I think the line comes from his road manager.