History Lyrics
We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, NO!
We've travelled through space and time my friends to rock this house again, ROCK!
And if you say that we do not ride I'll turn your fuckin' hide, RIDE!
We know you're all robots and we don't care, Tenacious D, WE REIGN!
fun song if you seen the tv shows
I don't know what "weezerific:cutlery" was thinking when he typed this up but this isn't right at all, in anyway, and the beginning is a completely different song "Kielbasa" from the first album... Oh well, here's the correction just so you all can see it.
"This is a song called 'The History of Tenacious D' and it's not just a list of bullshit we've done in the past. It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devils plain We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2, we've even stopped a moving train. We've travelled through space and time my friends to rock this house again, ROCK!
We'll ride, we'll ride, we'll never subside, we'll ride till the planets collide. And if you say that we do not ride I'll turn your fuckin' hide, RIDE!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jack's voice then be gold, but lest you think we're vain. We know you're all robots and we don't care, Tenacious D, WE REIGN!
We reign supreme, well oh God, burrito supreme and a chicken supreme and a cutless supreme, supreme yeah.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Supreme.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Supreme.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Burrito supreme and a chicken supreme and a cutless supreme.
SUPREME!"
That turn your hide part is the only bit that I don't get because it doesn't make sense to me, but I could swear that's what he says.
no.. you're the dumbass.. this guy wrote the lyrics from this song when it was on the tv show.. you, only possibly owning the new album and oblivious to the master that is d.. did not realize your own mistake.. thanks for posting the album/studio tho.. good job. also note, that these original lyrics were posted in March of 2002.
wait.. you're a genius, my bad
but wait.. there are two previous versions.
QOTSAEnthusiast I think he says "I'll tan your hide" not turn. Tan your hide is just an expression that basically means 'I'm gonna spank you' or some similar punishment. It comes from the tanning of animal skins (or hides).
in my opinion, kyle's fingers should be gold and jack's voice, silver.
Ith ink the last lines are "Gonna Cum 123" Anyways, they do come in our ear pussies!
yeah it is tan your hide and it is gonna cum 123
TENACIOUS D ATE MY SOUL!!!