I want my money back! I want my money back!

It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get
Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out

It's always something, there's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about

It's a never ending attack, everything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back

And all the morons and all the stooges with their coins
They're the ones who make the rules,
It's not a game, it's just a rout

There's desperation, there's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes
And no detergent gets it out

And we're always slipping thru the cracks
Slippin'
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back

I want my money back, I want my money back

What about love?
It's defective - it's always breaking in half
What about sex?
It's defective - it's never built to really last
What about your family?
It's defective - all the batteries are shot
What about your friends?
They're defective - all the parts are out of stock
What about hope?
It's defective - it's corroded and decayed
What about faith?
It's defective - it's tattered and it's frayed
What about your Gods?
They're defective - They forgot the warranty
What about your town?
It's defective - it's a dead end street to me
What about your school?
It's defective - it's a pack of useless lies
What about your work?
It's defective - it's a crock and then you die
What about your childhood?
It's defective - it's dead and buried in the past
What about your future?
It's defective - and you can shove it up your ass!

I want my money back - life is a lemon
I want my money back - life is a lemon, life is a lemon

It's all or nothing, and nothing's all I ever get
Everytime I turn it on, I burn it up and burn it out

It's a never ending attack,
Everything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back

And we're always slipping thru the cracks
Slippin'
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
Back, back, back, back!

I want my money back, I want my money back
Life is a lemon


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    The greatest bad ass song ever written!!!!

    Mr. No Nameon March 30, 2006   Link
  • +1
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    Ahem. What is rule number one of Fight Club? ;)

    I think you already broke it.

    cosmic philosopheron September 13, 2007   Link
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    whilst this song is about politicians n others tryin 2 control us its also about how you feel when nothins goin right for you. sometrimes it does feel like lifes a lemon and theres nothing good in life. its a fantastic song and i always listen 2 it when i'm in a bad mood or upset

    pompeylad1979on August 13, 2008   Link
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    god I love this negative song! it fits perfectly when youre pissed off at everything around you. Perfect in every way..

    garbojenon May 31, 2002   Link
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    this song defines the bad attitude just get away from me or i will kill you mood. garbojen is right. its a pissy mood song

    violentfemmeon June 14, 2002   Link
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    I think it speaks for itself...

    musicoolon July 29, 2002   Link
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    As depressing and negative as it is - it's still one of his best songs - especially when performed live!

    zotonon April 13, 2005   Link
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    you know your stuff zoton IIIIIIIII WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!

    Bat_out_hellon April 18, 2005   Link
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    you know your stuff zoton IIIIIIIII WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!

    Bat_out_hellon April 18, 2005   Link
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    like others have already said this is a great song when your in a bad mood. in fact i actually find it puts me in a good mood. i mean you can't really take the lyrics too seriously, i find them really funny. meat loaf is comparing life to a movie (a lemon). its such an exageration its almost satiric. the message i get from this song is to stop feeling sorry for my self and get on with life. coz i aint gonna get no refund :)

    sprofessoron May 05, 2005   Link

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