Animals don't have a choice.
If they're not happy with their place in the world... too bad.
They have to live the life they've been given.
Humans, on the other hand, don't have to.
We have a choice.
If you don't like your place in the world, you can get off anytime you want.
Suicide. That's right.
You don't like the way your life's going,
you don't like the way you are in the world,
anything around you, you can check out anytime you like.
Animals aren't allowed that thought
and believe me, if they were, they would use it.
There'd be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes
that live in high-rises, diving out the windows.
Zebras... if they even had remotely that thought
would take a look at themselves and go, "What the F*#K!"
Black & white in a green & brown world... this blows.
I'm just gonna jump in the river....
I don't have a thumb to work a gun or hold a knife
or even open a jar of pills.
I'm just gonna dive into the next lion's mouth.
Why even bother?"
Now, monkeys have the opposable thumb
so they could kinda do it the exact same way we do.
Now, there's a bunch of people that say,
"Oh, it's against the law".
Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught.
Other people say, "Oh, we should save them".
Yeah, well you know what?
Not everybody wants to be saved.
Not everybody should be saved.
And who are we to force our will upon them?
I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human?
Freedom of choice?
Now, it's not all bad.
Now, I'm not saying "Kill yourself".
But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway,
it's no sweat off of my back.
There's a lot of good that could come from it.
A little bit of bad thrown in.

Some of the things:
A job will open...
An apartment will become available...
There'll be more air for me...
They say there's two girls for every guy - if you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me...
There'll be more Ketel One vodka for me...
There'll be one less idiot in line at the bank who gets up to the window without their F*#King slips filled out...
I won't ever have to go to the store to buy my favorite Salt & Vinegar Chips
and have the clerk point at you and say, "They bought the last bag"....
You won't help change the McDonald's sign to a Hundred Billion Served...
You'll never get AIDS...
You won't have to worry about calories ever...
No more, "Hey, does this make me look fat?"...
There'll be one less polluting human...
You won't have to recycle... There'll be one less car on the road...
There'll be more Ring Dings for me...
Fifty or so chickens' lives will be spared...
Your fingers won't ever get red from eating pistachios...
You won't be forced to visit your Grandparents on Sundays anymore...
No more church...
You'll be saying, "Hey, World - Kiss My Ass!"...
No more wet dreams about Supermodels...
No more Barry Manilow... Not for a few years anyway...
Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past...
Say good-bye to crappy Xmas presents from Aunts and Uncles...
You won't have to suffer through a Motley Crue reunion...
F*#K flossing and brushing...
You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare...
Adios, Acne...
Worrying whether you fit in or not won't be on your brain...
See ya later, homework...
You'll never have to sit through another movie brought to you by the creators of South Park...
School's out forever....
No more paying bills...
You won't have to do chores...

You won't be able to run over toads with the lawnmower though...
You'll also miss McDonald's French Fries...
Bugs Bunny...
The amazing electrifying feeling that surges through your body when you kiss someone for the first time...
You won't be able to watch the letterbox director's cut of Jaws...
Candy...
Living above ground...
Pudding crust...
You'll miss the rush of getting your first apartment...
Getting to the point in your life where you can tell your parents to
"F*#K Off! I gotta make my own mistakes, you did"...
You'll miss sex - you'll miss thinking about it, looking for it,
sex by yourself, sex with a partner, sex with multiple partners...
No more summer nights that seem to go on forever... Roller coasters....
Naming your kid the name you always wanted...
Making a difference in the world...
You'll miss the experience and pleasure of Hallucinogenics...
Watching your neighbor's wife change clothes with her blinds open...
A lifetime of masturbating...
Watching your favorite team sweep the series...
Music, you will definitely miss music...
Trying to sneak into your house drunk - three hours past your curfew...
You'll miss the blaze and glory of the 4th of July fireworks...
The taste of Captain Crunch...
If you're a boy, you'll miss the feeling the first time you reach up a girl's shirt...
If you're a girl, the feeling the first time you reach down a boy's pants...
You'll miss your favorite coat...
Waffles with whipped cream and strawberries...
Beating your friends at video games...
You won't be around to see what shape and color the new marshmallow in Lucky Charms will be...
You'll miss the feeling you get when reminiscing about your first love - thirty years after the fact...
The joy of giving and receiving at Christmas...
Skinny dipping...
Getting stoned, reading Green Eggs & Ham, and eating like a horse that got loose in the grain bin...
Flying cars...

Hey, you were born, finish what you started!


Lyrics submitted by maz

Suicide Lyrics as written by Christian A. Scott

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    This is such a powerful song, i love it. Theres something about this song that makes me realize what i already knew, SUICIDE IS SUCH DUMB ASS MOVE. they should make people listen to it if they are suicidal.

    LiveUrLifeon May 02, 2002   Link
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    I like this song. I really like it when the writers can so accurately refer to a feeling...like where he says "the amazing electrifying feeling that surges through your body when you kiss someone for the first time". For some reason, the style of this song reminds me of "I Know You" by Henry Rollins. Rollins kinda does the same thing, like when he says "all the nights you wrapped your arms around yourself so you could imagine someone holding you". The songs are about two entirely different things, but the way they perfectly applied to me was pretty amazing. I also like the part about getting stoned and using hallucinogenics, because they are pretty enjoyable. In fact, I actually was stoned the first time I heard this song.

    lenny beeon June 12, 2002   Link
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    I really like this song. I like killing toads with a lawnmower.

    XxSkrumyxXon July 18, 2002   Link
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    fucking awesome.

    markappleyard_07on October 09, 2004   Link
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    great song. i wonder why he didn't mention driving your OWN car for the 1st time. cause i know i loved it.

    frenzyon November 08, 2004   Link
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    this just gives me a whole new outlook on life

    seredaon July 29, 2005   Link
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    I have no idea who this guy is, the genre of music or how often people listen to it... But I love the lyrics. Amazing lyrics.

    LaDiabloon January 06, 2006   Link
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    This song saved my life once!

    I was kinda depressed and was really thinkin' about it, then a friend gave me this song in mp3 on the msn, and told me to listen to it and read the lyrics.

    After the first half of the song I had already made up my mind to say "HEY WORLD, KISS MY ASS!" but then came the second half... and I really realised I had to survive, to make it thru' the shit, and now (two years after the fact) I'm ALIVE and fucking happy about my life!

    Life Rocks!

    Dreffyon July 14, 2006   Link
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    this reminds me a lot of baz luhrman's wear sunscreen and I think bobby took his inspiration from that song.My opinion this song is great.What is the name of this genre?

    pumpkin86on August 14, 2007   Link

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