United States Of Whatever Lyrics
She was all like, "ehhhh"
And I'm, like, "whatever!"
"hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"
And this girl comes up
And she's all like, "awww"
And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"
my United States of Whatever!
And this is
my United States of Whatever!
And this is
my United States of Whatever!
I'm on the corner, wearing my leather.
This dude comes up and he's like, "hey, punk!"
I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"
Officer Leroy comes up and he's like,
"hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm like, "yeah, whatever!"
I'm like, "yo, Zafo. What's up?"
He's like, "nothin'"
And I'm, like, "that's cool."
my United States of Whatever!
And this is
my United States of Whatever!






Has it occurred to anyone that this song is simply about the climate apathy that's ingrained in American culture? Thats what i believe this song is about.
Its a satirical song about living in a culture that doesn't give a shit about anything.
@Ocean_Bloom Whatever\r\n
@Ocean_Bloom Whatever\r\n

whatever

For those of you that don't know, Liam did a show back in the late 90's for MTV. The show was called Sifl and Olly. Rock n' Roll sock puppets. wikipedia has a history is your interested. In the show Sifl and Olly were friends with a rocker named 'Zafo.' I believe that is what Liam is saying, Zafo, not Zafron, or Zawfa or whatever ppl are trying to call him. Whether or not that is the Zafo that he is talking about in this song I do know.

its a fun song.... im sure it took a very limited amount of imagination to come up with though... im surprised someone else didnt think of it first

Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco both made some crescent songs on the Sifl and Olly show, along with United States of Whatever. And it's Zafo, not Zafron or Zafwa. If you go to the official site, they say so. Sorry guys, I'm a sockhead. :P Generally, Liam and Matt's songs make NO sense, as they were each made in about 30 minutes. BRING BACK THE SOCKS! LIAM LYNCH IS GOD!!

Yeah, he is cool, but who the fuck is he. For hacker791-> I think that Liam has one album released. The album is called Fake Songs

Hilarious...The song is "...about totally nothing". You can't buy irony like that. Mission accomplished, Liam. USA! USA!

RIP Sifl & Olly, long live scripted reality TV.

I like Ocean Bloom's comment. It shows a lot about the American pop/punk culture and viewpoint, especially at that time. Everything was "whateva". Even though the song was completely random and didn't mean anything when written, it says heaps that so many people identify with it.

Great song...it makes me smile. :D