I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my
Individdle
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I, could tell you why
The oceans near the shore
I could think of things I'd never
Thunk before,
And then I'd sit down and think some more.

I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.


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    Did you know that they cut the original song, thus cutting the last verse of this song? Yes ideady! Though, I've got to say, it was mostly a very lengthly dance.

    Cut verse (at the end):

    Gosh, it would be pleasin' To reason out the reason To things I can't explain And perhaps I'll deserve ya And be worthy erve ya If I only had a brain

    paperfangirlon April 22, 2008   Link
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    ljpwrites...

    "If I Only Had a Brain" has very malleable lyrics, and I find myself remembering many catchy phrases that aren't there when I look 'em up.

    In this case, I think you remember the equally zippy tune "Sunny Side of the Street":

    "If I never have a cent I'd be rich as Rockefeller I'd have gold dust at my feet on the sunny On the sunny on the sunny side of the street"

    spicetraderon January 11, 2011   Link
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    I thought I remembered a line "I'd be rich as Rockefeller if I only had a brain" - anyone else?

    ljpwriteson July 09, 2010   Link
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    i luv this song its amazin 'if i only had a brain' lol

    IFIONLYHADABRAIN123on January 19, 2011   Link
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    This is the theoretical life!

    mmcdonaldon December 23, 2016   Link

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