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¿te Gustan Las Calamares?0
¿that Pretty Piñata?0
A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away0
A Tribute To Wood0
Bagpipes2
Bird Is The Word3
Bismosquizimanitch Is My Name0
Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card0
Center Ex Home/office Surge Supressor0
Chile Con Carne0
Choke On It, Hippie0
Churnin' Butter0
Coke Is It!0
Crazy Tequilla0
Crazy, Crazy, Crazy0
Cucarachas0
Dance, Dance, Like You've Never Danced Before0
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight?3
Exhausted Talent0
Fast Forward Through This Song0
Food Is Tasty0
For The Trees0
Get Out Of My Car, And Stay Out!0
Get Up, Get Down, Get Crazy0
Give Me Another Beer, Prettyboy0
Give Me Another Frothy Beer, And Shut It!0
Grandpa's Oysters Are Really Great0
Hardcore Boy0
Head, Shoulders, Knees, And Toes.0
Hey Snoopy0
How Do You Spell "maricones"?0
I Am What I Am0
I Can't Believe You Made It This Far0
I Don't Care What Anyone Says, They Stole That Idea From Us!0
I Don't Speak Spanish Very Well0
I Like To Play The Guitar0
I Love Living In The Suburbs0
I Only Drink Water, Leave Me Alone, You Drunkard0
I Only Want To Be With You0
I Sold My Soul For A Cigarrette0
I Stopped Smoking, Now Give Me Back My Soul0
I'll Kill You0
Ida0
Into The Sunset0
Itsy Bitsy Spider0
Kentucky Jones (part 2)0
Kentucky Jones (part 3)0
Kentucky Jones (part 4)0
Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1)0
Kill Andrew With The Keyboard To My Computer0
Knight Rider0
Midnight Madness0
Mmm Bop, Doo Wop, Shh Bop, Yeah!0
My Life, For But A Glass Of Water1
My Love, For But A Dollar0
My Mother, For But A Glass Of Crazy Tequilla0
My Name Is Mud0
Nectar Of The Gods0
No, No, No, No, No1
Ode To Hootie0
Penchant For Penelope0
Pepe's Not Happy0
Petals Of Rose0
Pizza: It's Good0
Refridgerators0
Ride Like The Wind?2
Sandpaper Man, Part 10
Sandpaper Man, Part 20
Sandpaper Man, Part 30
Son Of A Biscuit0
Son Of A Motherless Goat0
Sounds Good To Me0
Sounds Like A Bad Idea To Me0
Sounds Like A Load Of Dung To Me0
Sounds Like You Need An Ass Wuppin'0
Spadowski And His Mop0
Spumous Erubescent Death0
Stop0
Stupid Is As Stupid Does0
That's It, We Quit0
That's My Name, Please Refrain From Wearing It Out0
The Balad Of A Lonely Man, With A Chia Pet1
The Call Of The Wind0
The Night0
The Pope Is Pissed1
The Sailor's Song0
The Seventh Son's Seventh Son0
The Tragedy Of The Carpet0
The Truth About Jimmy Hoffa0
There's Nothing Quite Like Jell-o0
There's Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me From Eating Dirt0
They Call Me Bisquatch0
They Never Gave Boo-berry A Chance0
Tierra Del Mundo0
Trumpet Troubles0
Trumpet Troubles, Continued...0
Utopia0
We Hate Hippies And Drugs0
We'll Be Back, Chumps...0
We're Gonna Be Rich0
What Happened To Mr. T?0
What, You're Still Listening? Turn Off The Turntable0
When The Clock Sounds0
Why, Yes, I Would Like Another!0
Yeah, I Shot The Sheriff. What Are You Gonna Do About It, Tough Guy?0
Yo! A.l.e. Raps1
Your Mother!0