Lyric discussion by DanVitaleRocks 

Cover art for Cool As Kim Deal lyrics by Dandy Warhols, The

He isn't insulting Kim Deal or being sarcastic. He's saying he wants a girl as cool as Kim Deal. Seemingly because he thinks it would make him cool (which he cares more about than being loved), so it's pretty shallow and self-deprecating.

Positive
Subjective
Enjoyment
Coolness
Shallow
Self-deprecating
Admiration
Desire