(subject of song takes a long drag of Black Russian Sobranie. Exhales into screen. Long pan-out to nocturnal Moscow skyline. Cut back to protagonist who speaks to surveillance camera:)
"Hack, hack... (a cyber-cough)
Kremlin's gremlins, rootin' for Putin, play algorithm n'blues. Their media-bots crank out fake news (death-toll Chicago) or was it lake views (Mar-a-Lago) while the democrat moonbats take cheap shots -- not Stolichnaya, but Maxine's unclean waters dribbling on Trump and Mother Russia's daughters. Turn on your alt-right nightlight to dispel the New Left Daydream until the evil click-baiting Hillary-Hating KGB turn on the hi-beams. Gotcha ! GOTCHA ! Now dance the Kamchatka... or is maybe hevink other name that Kossack dance? I ask Natasha."
(subject of song takes a long drag of Black Russian Sobranie. Exhales into screen. Long pan-out to nocturnal Moscow skyline. Cut back to protagonist who speaks to surveillance camera:)
"Hack, hack... (a cyber-cough) Kremlin's gremlins, rootin' for Putin, play algorithm n'blues. Their media-bots crank out fake news (death-toll Chicago) or was it lake views (Mar-a-Lago) while the democrat moonbats take cheap shots -- not Stolichnaya, but Maxine's unclean waters dribbling on Trump and Mother Russia's daughters. Turn on your alt-right nightlight to dispel the New Left Daydream until the evil click-baiting Hillary-Hating KGB turn on the hi-beams. Gotcha ! GOTCHA ! Now dance the Kamchatka... or is maybe hevink other name that Kossack dance? I ask Natasha."
PS: never heard the Blondie song ☺