Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) Lyrics

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Cover art for Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) lyrics by Stephen Lynch

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[Marshall Holman] and Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickin's. {John Petraglia], [Norm Duke], [you're] so lame it, makes me puke. [Who among] the pro bowl secot [Dares] to don his wrist protector. Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'. Hey Mark Walfey, Earl the Pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl? How 'bout [Dicky Weber] and his son, Pete? I'll turn the motha fuckas to cream of wheat!

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