Lyric discussion by afropath 

Cover art for Teddy Roosevelt's Guns lyrics by A Silver Mt. Zion

Whether Teddy carried a gun or fought a war doesn't matter as much as the fact that to many people, Teddy is the traditional figurehead of modern Western imperialism. This song critiques Canada for riding the wave of imperialism to a over-indulgent, corrupt, lazy, greedy, loveless future.