Lyric discussion by themomentisaidit 

Cover art for Absolutely Wankered lyrics by Flamboyant Bella

this song is about getting very very very very drunk :) love this verse;

'I've only had 9 cans And now I can't feel my hands Getting past the point where I can Comfortably stand up straight I feel great, but I'm looking a state And I'm getting the impression That I've hit on my mate I'm getting me a reputation Someone, stop me please Before I make a scene I've been practically saintly All this work I've done lately Think it's high time for me to go and get wasted'

we all know we act like tits when we're drunk, but really, if we've been working really hard for ages, we deserve to get wasted and act stupid. at least you don't remember it in the morning :)