Lyric discussion by Libertine1 

Cover art for Sweet Little Mystery lyrics by Wet Wet Wet

Never mind that, what's with the wrong lyrics at the beginning? 'Western Union man?' Isn't it supposed to be 'Souness'? My dad told me they sang those lyrics because Graeme 'Souness' was the manager of Glasgow Rangers FC at the time, and that's the football team Wet Wet Wet support, so...

Listen to it. Honestly, it sounds nothing like 'Western Union man'. It's like 'Sooooouneeess' lol :P