I Don't Like Mondays

the real lyrics are The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload and nobody's gonna go to school today she's going to make them stay at home and daddy doesn't understand it, he always said she was as good as gold and he can see no reason 'cos there are no reasons what reason do you need to be shown

Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays. Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays. Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays, I want to shoot the whole day down…

The telex machine is kept so clean as it types to a waiting world and mother feels so shocked father's world is rocked and their thoughts turn to their own little girl sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen no, it ain't so neat to admit defeat they can seek no reasons 'cos there are no reasons what reason do you need

Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays. Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays. Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays, I want to shoot the whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down,

all the playing stopped in the playground now she wants to play with her toys a while and school's out early and soon we'll be learning and the lesson today is how to die and then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles with the problems and the how's and why's and he can seek no reasons 'cos there are no reasons what reason do you need to die die oh oh oh....

Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays. Tell me why?! I don't like Mondays. Tell me why?! I don't like, i don't like, i don't like Mondays, Tell me why i don't like, i dont like, i don't like mondays,

I want to shoo oo oo oo t the whole day down…