Lyric discussion by Cunt 

Cover art for Kill A Kitten lyrics by Stephen Lynch

In my opinion, I don't think this song is talking about literally killing kittens. It may just be me and my perverted mind for thinking this, but there's a joke that goes: "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." I believe this song is about masturbation..it makes sense. I could be wrong, though.