Lyric discussion by GaragePoet 

Cover art for Three Shits To The Wind lyrics by NOFX

Those aren't the lyrics. Not even close.

I have them:

Happy days are here again. I'm three shits to the wind. Its so nice to wet the bed and not care. Turning matter into mush. I'm three shits to the wind. What's another million cells to my head? Mornings broken, so is my nose. I'm three shits to the wind. How did I get into my neighbor's bedroom? Why does my tongue taste like Doc? I'm three shits to the wind. I think I'll try something stronger next time.

I think it's about getting wasted one night and the following morning you have no clue what happened.