Lyric discussion by jc6md 

Cover art for Testicular Manslaughter lyrics by Cattle Decapitation

"Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?" Now that is hysterical. Sure, this song is awful, but some of the lyrics are fucking hilarious. I'd say it's a toss-up between this and 'Land of the Severed Meatus' for best bad death metal song ever.