Lyric discussion by fourganger 

Cover art for Girlfriend in a Coma lyrics by Smiths, The

This song means a lot to my girlfriend and I, it really is our song. I've never beaten her up or put her into a coma, but before we were going out I told her that if she was in a coma I would come and sing this song to her. We were going out 5 days later. So cute!

@fourganger This is really creepy.