Haircut

“Why so sad”, you ask
I just lost the coolest hair I ever had
“What’s the bid deal” you say, “I don’t understand”
Put it this way it’s kinda like losing a best friend
And there’s no weight anymore
Now my head is on the floor
“Why the long look”, you say
Just got my haircut and it’s unbelievably gay
“Its not so bad” you try to cheer me up
But you’re not the one to live with it for at least a month
And there’s no weight anymore
Now my head is on the floor
There’s no weight anymore
Now my life is on the floor
"Why so sad", you ask
Just got my F'ing haircut and I'm really mad