He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he dosen't work
Ben Weasel, he's an asshole
Ben Weasel, he's a jerk
Ben Weasel...
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, what can you do
Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his T.V.
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark's worse than his bite
(Chorus)


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    General Commentthey do like screeching weasel. joe queer is friends with ben weasel. in the song when it says "ben weasel, he's an asshole," it's supposed to be quoted to look like this: ben weasel, "he's an asshole." meaning, a lot of people call ben weasel an asshole. that's way right after it says "you just hate him 'cause he don't have to work," refering to the people who say he's an asshole. "ben weasel, he's so cool" is what the queers think of him. by the way, the song is totally rad... i also like the one about danny vapid...
    fishpunkon June 10, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General Comment=( Why don't they like Screeching Weasel?
    quoth_the_ravenon June 08, 2002   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAwesome song! I think it's cool how they say he's an asshole, and then turn around and say he's cool. I agree with fishpunk.
    WarAgainstBoyson April 23, 2003   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti love this song.
    akira_256on November 08, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is a great song - the queers and screeching weasel are both total legends!!
    sazchopson February 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis songs is awesome. ben weasel is a god
    Benweasel27on July 18, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentBen Weasel co-wrote this song, by the way
    bad_fish4444on May 26, 2009   Link

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