The Girls of Porn Lyrics
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

Ironic.
I'm assuming 'soulmatesneverdie' has never heard of sarcasm.

First par. = A sex radio station referring to caller number 666 winning a chance to have sex with osme hot girl.
The urge is too much too take = He can't stand not jacking off All I can think about is playing with myself = All he can think about is masturbation It's time to masturbate = he's sitting down with a porn mag getting ready to jack off I got my hustler and i don't need nothing else = Hustler is slang for prostitute
Ginger = A stereotype name for a hooker such as "candy" or a sex name a hooker would call themselves.
My hand gets tired and my dick gets soar = His dick begins to hurt form masturbation But the girls of porn want more = Hes telling himself to jack off more I flip through the pages one more time = Hes looking at a porno mag And let the jism fly = Jism is a tech term for jizz or ejaculation of semen.
A quarter for a peep show = Going to a "dancing" house costs a quarter to look a women Private booth talking to a naked whore = Flirting with whores in a booth XXX Video = "X" is an X rated movie or porno film. Comes after NC17 and R 976 and I can wack it too the phone = no idea, can some1 clarify?
Par 5. = I have no idea once again... clarify?
Par 6. = He doesn't have an actual girlfriend but porn suits him fine. He's Mike Patton!
Summary = The song is about masturbation or jacking off to porn video and mags

This is my favorite song to masturbate to.

These guys are my heros.

Is it just me or does this song have one of the greatest riffs of all time in it?

Well, on the surface its about masterbating, but essentially, its about life.

i fkn love this song - everyone tries to be profound these days but hardly anyone knows how to be original. i think a song about jerking off is very original :P

Sexual addiction rules the world.

Conscious Shadow your quite right, amazing guitar riff, Bungle are the greatest!! Best Mike Patton project by far

Actually, it doesn't say "work it, it's dead dick". The song says "fourteen inch dead dick" This is the best song ever. :)