Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

Ay, Ay, Ay.

Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!



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"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" as written by Frank Zappa

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    General CommentI wanted to redo this song in full opera mode with marie antoinette era costumes, the mormon tabernacle choir and london symphony orchestra, and maybe Ru Paul conducting... ;)
    bckmon April 16, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYess, I've asked many this question in the past. Frankie shares my pain.
    ILOVELIFEon December 18, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentCAUSE YOU HAVE GHONOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NEXT TIME CHECK BEFORE YOU ENTER, OR USE THE BACK DOOR! ;)
    goomba555213on February 03, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti love this song
    StrayCatStyle22on March 08, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is hilarious, the meaning is very self-explanitory
    kfe2on June 01, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is hilarious, the meaning is very self-explanitory
    kfe2on June 01, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentermm.. i think you've got an infection Frank... and i dont think u have to be sherlock to figure that out =P... i love frankie!
    Kiki Bnon July 29, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits about one of franks band members or roadies asking that question on tour im pretty sure i think it says something like that in one of his record sleeves
    MVPon March 15, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFunny STORY!

    I was sitting in ihop with my parents and my dad and I were talking about the Zappa Plays Zappa show to my mom and I said "Why does it hurt when I pee?" and as I was saying it this kid walked by and that's all he heard...He just stared at me. I was funny as fuck.
    IMarrydDaveGrohlon March 31, 2008   Link
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    General CommentI think the line comes from his road manager.
    top1617on July 02, 2008   Link

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