He's 25, hanging out at the high school
Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that ain't cool
Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache
He's got ol' AC/DC coming out of his dash
He's got himself a black Trans Am
Well, they build them much smaller over there in Japan
Beep, beep, beep on Monday
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Tuesday
Too many fiestas for Reuben
Yeah, he got drunk and he went cruising
That boy is shot
Two gallons of tequila is what he got
Beep, beep, beep on Wednesday
Beep, beep, beep on Thursday
Beep, beep, beep on Friday
Saturday and Sunday are his days off


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    General Commentthis somg makes me laugh every time i hear it. it reminds me of the guy that lives across the street from me. he has a bright orange car, fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror, his horn plays la chocoracha. but the best part is his name is Guido! so stuck in the 70's
    emopunkskafaceon April 14, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis somg makes me laugh every time i hear it. it reminds me of the guy that lives across the street from me. he has a bright orange car, fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror, his horn plays la chocoracha. but the best part is his name is Guido! so stuck in the 70's
    emopunkskafaceon April 14, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis somg makes me laugh every time i hear it. it reminds me of the guy that lives across the street from me. he has a bright orange car, fuzzy dice hanging on the mirror, his horn plays la chocoracha. but the best part is his name is Guido! so stuck in the 70's
    emopunkskafaceon April 14, 2002   Link
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    General Commentawesome song... it sounds like an earlier version of that 4th song on LCW... what is it??
    Matt00004on May 31, 2004   Link
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    General Commentvery awesome song
    fish eat steelon September 20, 2004   Link
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    General Commentok, I'm very pissed off im missing out on a whole bunch of good modest mouse songs. What album is this on?
    barnacleson November 08, 2004   Link
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    General Comment~,^ dont think this is on any albums, it is a funny song though, it reminds me of a guy at my school that...well..still hangs out at high school after graduation..its kinda sad...it may be an early version, for instance there is a live recording of modest mouse that was titled "Jamming", but you can very well make out the birth of Digging Holes in Water, so you might be right..
    Sidetrakon November 09, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about Isaac. "Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache"

    Has anyone else noticed that Isaac really wants a stache?
    yankeeboystevelon April 11, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis song sounds cool, is there a certain site I can get it from?
    Shadoson September 03, 2005   Link
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    General CommentIsaac really DOES want a mustache...
    It mentions it in a recording of a concert, he's wearing one in the float on video, he's wearing one in that MTV interview thing, and who knows when else he wears a false mustache? Crazy.
    SparklingLemonadeon January 27, 2006   Link

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