Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica? Lyrics
Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet.
Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead.
Cliff Burton is dead.
He did a good impersonation of Kip Winger.
And this guy, he was a very hefty fellow.
Ate cans of Crisco and washed it down with Mello-Yello
Why do they, why do they?
Why do Fat Kids like Metallica?
Why do Skinny pricks like Green Day?
I bet he wears a extra extra large.
But as for me my opinion is biased,
Cause I spend my time watching "Charles in Charge"(Scott Baio)
And then he started Metallica
So Jenny Craig you can burn in Hell.
With metal up your ass.
Now that i think about it...you don't see too many skinny kids who wear metallica shirts....
Fat people suck and so does metallica.
hm, i agree with pubert. and i dont think anyone should use the word 'rad' in a serious sentence. ever.
in my town, all the kids that liked metallica were fat, then they all went through puberty and got not fat, and it was cool
I like metallica and i'm like five pounds underwieght
Settle down there skippy, it is just a song about how the band kept noticing overweight kids wearing Metallica shirts. It is nothing against Metallica or fat kids. A few of the guys from the band are fat, and they express that if you read about this song.
Settle down there skippy, it is just a song about how the band kept noticing overweight kids wearing Metallica shirts. It is nothing against Metallica or fat kids. A few of the guys from the band are fat, and they express that if you read about this song.
What are you talking about? No one is "dissing" Cliff Burton, you moron. They are just talking about Metallica and how they noticed that a lot of fat kids like them. So before you open your ignorant mouth, THINK, stupid, THINK!
hahaha i love Treephort, its so true, fat kids love metallica. my brother is fat and he has a metallica shirt.
treephort is rad... their lyrics crack me up..