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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why
I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this,
But remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions


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"Confessions [Previously Unreleased Track; Bonus Track; Demo Version]" as written by Bryan Michael Cox Jermaine Dupri

Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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  • +2
    General Commentthe bass line in this song is an amost perfect replica of the keyboard in "Ballad of a Thin Man" by Dod Dylan
    Fabricsoftneron May 05, 2006   Link
  • +2
    General CommentAmazing song. It always gets forgotten since it's right next to Add It Up.
    axemrangerson March 15, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentwow, wtf did i call him Dod for?

    fuckin Bob Dylan*
    Fabricsoftneron May 05, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentCheers Fabricsoftener,

    I was listening it was buggin the heck out of me...what is that bass line??

    Good pickup
    vieireson July 21, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song seems more relevant now then when it was released. The first verse set especially.
    Salival666on April 12, 2006   Link
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    General Commentwow, wtf did i call him Dod for?

    fuckin Bob Dylan*
    Fabricsoftneron May 05, 2006   Link
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    General CommentYup, Ballad of a Thin Man, almost note for note. Has to be intentional - both songs have a lot of alienation and a very recognizable melody/rhythm. ı discovered the 2 within a month of each other when ı was in 10th grade, back in 1990. Instant recognition.

    the whole idea seems to be a miserable person who does not want to hear other people's misery, being consumed with his own. Which is much more dramatic, and leads to vıolent imagery. This is why the femmes were a classic teen angst band.
    nathan1149on February 16, 2018   Link

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