My mom is not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.

I open my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's not quite the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass

My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

My mom's a transvestite

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    General Commenti remember them playing this live and everyone would laugh their ass off. soma was neat. werd.
    blakeeon July 21, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI remember hearing this when I decided to go and download their stuff after I bought Dude Ranch.. I think that was just before Enema came out but anyways, I remember thinking that this was the oddest demo ever, because (after I figured out what they were saying) they sound so sincere and its such a funny song! Anyways... Blink's the best.
    kstolarchukon September 25, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis is blink's funniest song.
    GrEeN dAy PuNkon March 08, 2003   Link
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    General Commentno not the funniest
    jackassO_oon March 15, 2003   Link
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    General CommentTom wrote this song back when he was in high school and played it for his friends, and made the mistake of letting his sister hear it. His mum wasn't impressed when his sister repeated it at home.
    Regos the Saneon May 05, 2004   Link
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    General Commenta touching song. makes me cry. i think a lot of people can relate to it. i know i do.
    mum, if you're reading this please for the love of god tell me why you had to go wear men's clothes? i miss you, mum!
    green_monkeyon June 20, 2004   Link
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    General Commentthis song was meant as a joke.
    juffon July 03, 2004   Link
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    General Commentfunny stuff...
    1000BrokenHeartson January 09, 2006   Link
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    General Commentjuff- REALLY??????
    melonataon April 16, 2007   Link
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    General Commentanyway to download this song?
    emobasson July 17, 2007   Link

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