She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't want to complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'Cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky, oh hoh

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba ba, oh oh, ba, ba, oh oh


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Waitress in the Sky Lyrics as written by Paul Westerberg

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  • +2
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    Those corrections are wrong dude

    Laemwadon July 03, 2003   Link
  • +2
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    The story that I have heard is that Paul Westerberg's sister was a flight attendant - he was kind of making fun of her

    miason May 31, 2005   Link
  • +1
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    "Always on stride" is the correct line.

    cpwkakon May 20, 2006   Link
  • +1
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    This song is definitely about one of Paul's older sisters, and it is meant to sort of take the p*ss. "That was done in good humor. I was playing the character of the creep who demands to be treated like a king. 'Cause I'd heard all the stories from my sister about how people would yell at her and how she'd 'accidentally' spill something on them."

    pseudohendrixon March 17, 2009   Link
  • 0
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    I'm pretty srue this song is about some snotty flight attendant. I mean duh.

    lunatic96on March 13, 2003   Link
  • 0
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    yeah, nobody likes that "look at me I'm a flight attendant" attitude...

    Chinupon May 10, 2005   Link
  • 0
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    Paul's sister is actually a DJ on a local Minneapolis radio station

    bazmegon August 01, 2005   Link
  • 0
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    "Always on stride" sounds correct to my ears as well. And it IS "A real union flight attendant." At least, again, to my ears.

    ratanxon April 20, 2007   Link
  • 0
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    My understanding is that this song originated from unpleasant interactions with a flight attendant by or with Pete Buck from REM. Apparently he felt that he wasn't treated very well by the stewardess.

    mortimer29on September 21, 2008   Link
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    It's clearly "reunion flight attendant". On the demo he sang "At the reunion: Flight attendant? My oh my!" but it was to much so he just dropped a few words, as he often did.

    FogButtonon September 06, 2012   Link

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