The Vans Song Lyrics
get a pair of chuckas or some checkerboard slip ons.
Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell,
get a pair of Vans or god’ll send you to Hell.(To Hell)
You think Doc Martins are the coolest invention,
since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else’s kitchen.
The plain truth is is that you just plain suck
so why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks...
My sole is on the ground when I’m walking down the street 2-3-4.
don’t need no Doctor Martins, can’t wear no Birkenstocks.
Just a crummy old pair of chucka boots and a smell old pair of socks...
You can even wear em with a pair of old chords,
someone’ll probably tell you that they’re not in trend
just tell them that’s the reason that you don’t have any friends.(No Friends)
I don’t wanna hear about alternative footwear,
I don’t wanna hear about your new hairdo,
see I don’t give a shit about you stupid mother fuckers
cause I just wanna get a pair of olive green chuckas...
My sole is on the ground when I’m walking down the street 2-3-4.
don’t need no Doctor Martins, can’t wear no Birkenstocks.
Just a crummy old pair of chucka boots and a smell old pair of socks...
Sigh. I love Suicide Machines, and I love this song... but the lyrics irritate me. I hate a poser as much as anyone, but don't choose to wear shoes or NOT to wear shoes based on some pretentious, douchebag song like this. I like Docs, and I like Vans. I'll wear whatever the fuck shoes I want and if SM want to look down on me for it... well, "I don't give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers".
oh my, this song is so completely rad. infact, i love vans. they're the best shoes in the world. anyhoo, this band is indeed one of the best.
yep, Vans are the best and so is this song!
song is rad hell yeah, and so are vans!! And there you go, u dont need to sk8 to wear vans!! buy buy buy
I've observed from listening to music all my life and searching this site for a little that it seems that everyone who likes punk goes to some pop-fuck artist's page to bitch about commercialism. Which makes it fun and interesting to see Suicide Machines make a song thats basically an infomercial for shoes. By the way, Vans are good shoes, but i have not been able to find a pair in about 5 years. every store that sells them never has my size. thats why im happy Nike mass-produces Airwalk.
this song's funny.
i love at the end of this song when he says "why the hell are we doing this song about shoes?"
I want checkerboard slip-ons
Who's Jeff Spicoli?
I think he's a skater who wears Van's or sumthin.... No Clue actually. I thinkthis song is kinda about going against the grain...ANYWAY IT KICKS YOU ASS!