"c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i" fuck with my dick. christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "s" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum, "t" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum. "m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me. "a" is for the agony of catching your vd. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick, christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my fucking balls are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's) ...my fucking balls are swinging!


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    This song is just nasty but I think that it's pretty funny. Leave it up to them to make a sick-ass song up like this!

    saves_the_day_girlon May 23, 2002   Link
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    Actually, you can't leave it up to the Vandals to make a sick song like this. The original song was written by the Yobs, not that I expect you to know who they are.

    PSYCHOSPICYon December 21, 2004   Link

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