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Twat Called Maurice Lyrics
When I knew him he was 52,
he's dead now.
Although he's dead he still needs working on,
I'll be back to show him how
I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?
Twat called Maurice looking over me,
I see the look in his eyes,
I think he's got a little something for me,
to close my eyes
I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?
Twat called Maurice (x4)
Twat called Maurice looking over me,
I see the look in his eyes,
I think he's got a little something for me,
to close my eyes
I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?
Twat called Maurice (x4)
Twat called Maurice (x4)
Twat called Maurice - kick him in the head
Twat called Maurice - I'm glad the fuckers dead!
he's dead now.
Although he's dead he still needs working on,
I'll be back to show him how
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?
I see the look in his eyes,
I think he's got a little something for me,
to close my eyes
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?
Twat called Maurice looking over me,
I see the look in his eyes,
I think he's got a little something for me,
to close my eyes
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?
Twat called Maurice (x4)
Twat called Maurice - I'm glad the fuckers dead!

This was about Steve's stepfather.
Damn right... Go to the top of the class!
Damn right... Go to the top of the class!
Steve used to have a pretty hard time from his step-father... He's dead now!
Steve used to have a pretty hard time from his step-father... He's dead now!

this song is pretty funny. And a great musically

the man is a twat haha. neat voice.

For those of you not aware of British slang a "twat" is reference to person who is obnoxious or stupid (or a dickhead).
The term "twat" also refers to a woman's vagina (but not usually used in that context when referring to a person).
Great song this ... I found it on Fat Music Part IV.