You don't move too quickly, you hardly move at all.
Are you happy to be here, we don't move at all.
Chorus:
I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes and if you get a good beating,
It wouldn't be a surprise.
When I knew him he was 52.
He's dead now?
(Hold on his daddy his daddy's still, he's working on)?
I'll come back to show him how.
Chorus.
A twat called Maurice, a twat called Maurice,
A twat called Maurice, he's a twat called Maurice.
A twat called Maurice looking over me, I see the look in his eyes.
I think he's got a little something for me, so I'll close my eyes.
Chorus.
A twat called Maurice, twat called Maurice,
A twat called Maurice, a twat called Maurice.
He's a twat called Maurice, a twat called Maurice,
Twat called Maurice, he's a twat called Maurice.
He's a twat called Maurice (I kick him in the 'ead)
He's a twat called Maurice (I'm glad the fuckers dead)






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Twat Called Maurice Lyrics as written by Christopher Martin Billam Baz Barrett

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    General CommentThis was about Steve's stepfather.
    JAStewarton January 12, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is pretty funny. And a great musically
    outboundrecords.comon April 13, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthe man is a twat haha. neat voice.
    scream_like_conoron August 08, 2002   Link
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    General CommentFor those of you not aware of British slang a "twat" is reference to person who is obnoxious or stupid (or a dickhead).

    The term "twat" also refers to a woman's vagina (but not usually used in that context when referring to a person).

    Great song this ... I found it on Fat Music Part IV.
    sokornyon April 29, 2015   Link

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