She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my Phillie I'm her Stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her

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    General Commentactually this song is called "hot dog in a hallway" and it rocks. I love fat mike
    crick23on June 12, 2002   Link
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    General CommentBahahhaa i want to say 'cute' but I'm not sure if that's the appropriate word =p
    Sea_Of_Faces90on May 02, 2007   Link
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    General CommentA song of hope:) Catchy, although not too realistic unless one lives during the Renaissance
    TurnMeOnon November 20, 2011   Link

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