Fat Chance Lyrics
(mumbling)
Freak y'all, i'm gonna peak y'all
(mumbling)
I'm not down like that cuz I ain't a f---in joke
trip the shrooms fantastic, 'n shit gets drastic
I didn't believe I lived
makin' music, soothin' you system
come on now, come on now
in the beats of speech I'm sure i'll tell you how
(mumbling)
much love to my man, Stan Diamond
I'd like to say like what up, to our man, Eddie Offord
We'd like to, (mumbling)
and it goes like, and it goes like
Eddie Offord, Eddie Offord, come on
Eddie Offord, Eddie Offord, come on
Eddie Offord, Eddie Offord, come on
my name's not Betty or Teddy, but Nick
and I'm what you might call a heretic
yes, and I am from Nebraska my girl is satisfied
you can ask her, you know I've never visited Alaska
huh, where the oil was spilt, that drunken captain should
be killed for polluting the sea, an atrocity
but he still walks free, well
this one goes to all the birds that drown
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
and so I said it words of wisdom that will keep
you guessing cause I'm tired of laying and
I'm tired of messing around
With all those suckers yes, those stupid mother f---ers
who put down what we do, we stand alone with the group
that's new if I was a dwarf I'd surely be dopey
I'm a stone wheat thin you can not culture
kick in the teeth a condescending frown
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
over to my man SA Martinez
I am sly in the mix I am the mix master
death and destructor, lyric conductor
rollin with the rhythm of rhyme I'm rollin
Tim's got the guitar he's got the jets
Now the b-boy's rocking breakin' loose on the floor
311's stepping out and you're yellin for more
I'm hoping, I'm poetry in motion, when I find I stay P-Nut
the bass drum is booming, and in your mouth the rhythm
is booming P to the N to the U to the T
brothers say it's bullshit you can't come through it
do it in the basement no complacence
It's time to kick the f--- in, begin to win no sin and
share it, declare it in the public domain refrain
perfectly sad if that's what you're about
It's sad so I thought I'd come out with a shot
super dumb lyrics make you think I'm a clown
I don't give a f--- it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
f--- the bullshit it's time to throw down
that's right, knockin' them down nineties, all of that
"Fuck the Bullshit," not "Fat Chance," right?
i think it is indeed called "fat chance". also, 'fuck the bullshit, it's time to throw down' is a classic line.
yea this is off the music album...its fat chance
its fat chance on music, but it is fuck the bullshit, they called it Fat Chance because with the intro giving thanks for getting the major label, and how people would say "fat chance" to them on getting one
Correction "I've seen the devil and the devil is coke" ,not cold.
Eddie Offord~ Eddie Offord~ and he was replaced by Ron Saint after two albums.
I've seen the devil and the devil is cold I'm not down like that cuz I ain't a f---in joke trip the shrooms fantastic, 'n shit gets drastic I didn't believe I lived
As GitFiddle said, it's coke not cold
Anyways, I read this article that just came out about mushrooms and I instantly thought of those lyrics from the song haha.
"In 2002, at a Johns Hopkins University laboratory, a business consultant named Dede Osborn took a psychedelic drug as part of a research project.
She felt like she was taking off. She saw colors. Then it felt like her heart was ripping open."
Oh yeah, don't do drugs.
i wish they would play this againe at there shows.