"my Dad's Name Is Ronald" Lyrics

When I was young I craved a hamburger
My mom said, "Son let's head to the car!"
We were low on gas so I ditched her ass
I needed my nuggets in 5 seconds flat
Past the desert and past the ocean
I'd travel for miles just to get there
Finally there with a smile everywhere

Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far
we need a bright smile and we get a toy car
I need Mcdonalds now
Chicken mcnuggets and supersized fries
if i can't get there you know that I cry

Mcdonalds has ronald and grimis too
The big purple dude with size 60 shoes
And who's the wise one who stole all our food
I think that they call him the hambugler dude
And how bout that chicken I can't remember her name
She wore a pilot hat do ya know what I mean
And who's the father of those chicken mcnuggets

Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far
we need a bright smile and we get a toy car
I need Mcdonalds now
Chicken mcnuggets and supersized fries
if i can't get there you know that I cry

Why get a burger from burger king?
The employes there they don't even sing
and how bout that wendy's man named dave thomas
i wouldn't trust him with my food
And how bout that taco? that taco bell dog
we'll cut off it's head and tie it to the hood of my car
there is just one place left for me

Lets goto mcdonalds my friend it's not far
It might clog our arteries but for now it's just fine
Micky D's say you'll be mine
Sometimes i wish mcdonalds grew on trees
the best place on earth where the smiles are for free

We love to see you smile.
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Submitted by
canadiandiesel On Dec 02, 2001
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My Dad's Name Is Ronald
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i think introduction to spanish (ITS) is absolutly awesome. those guys are so hilarious! keep rocking ITS!

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I think to truly understand why its wrote such a meaningful song, is to deal with the universal meaning of hunger. we all have hunger: to love, to be free, to hate, to everything, even just plain old quenching that stomach rumbling. ITS is truly a universal band and you should go see their website at www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/introtospanish it's really great, just like them, STOP THE HUNGER AND GOTO MCDONALDS!