Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want thirty six D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

Now my body is a model,
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore


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    I love boobies

    TheSwej16on May 23, 2002   Link
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    if i was a man, or a lesbian, i'd love titties too. actually i'm niether and i love titties anyway. seriously though i think this is saying that this chickadee wants to be loved and payed attention to so she gets big big titties and a flat little tummy, still no one loves her like she wants. knowing how fat mike loves the bigga figga girls maybe he's saying it doesn't matter how you look so much as who you are. i love fat mike.

    crick23on June 13, 2002   Link
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    I think what he is saying is fuck appearnece, its all about heart, not your 36d boobs or flat stomach, and i also think that he is saying that just because you cant find someone doesnt mean you should try and change who you are just be yourself

    AFireInside261on June 19, 2002   Link
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    boobs rule...if the heart is there

    otakujoshion July 29, 2002   Link
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    he's basically saying that there's more to life than looks. i think since he lives in california he has seen a lot of stupid chicks that think the only way they can be succesful is to beef up their image, without realising that it just makes them sex toys and nothing else.

    thankgoditsmondayon April 29, 2004   Link
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    Haha this song is hilarious idc whats its about.

    fallingXfaston July 14, 2006   Link
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    The last part of the song is funny. =O

    ANTIHISTAMINEon August 23, 2007   Link
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    hehe I like how nofx can write these kind of song. Pretty obvious what its about, girls sometimes ridiculously think they need all these stuff

    crott_crotton February 14, 2008   Link
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    Anti-boob propaganda must be stopped at all costs. Enlist now.

    swollen uvulaon March 18, 2008   Link
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    how did he leave off the end of the song??? Best part hands down!

    Yes, this song is about a woman who thought getting larger breasts would solve all her relationship/image/emotional problems....and guess what...it doesn't.

    manicmarkuson December 14, 2010   Link

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