I Ain't Coming Back

I'm a redneck
'Cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal
Guess I'm a rambler
'Cause I can't not be on the road
Might be a lost cause
'Cause I'll be out 'til the lights are on
And I'm a gambler
I'll take the over on the underdog
Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
And I can't say I don't agree, huh
But the night I said, "I'm leavin,'" I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water, mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
You called me the devil
Then you told me where to go, go throw your pebbles
I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned, girl, it ain't my fault
Ain't no need to wait three days
I might be a lot of things
But I ain't your savin' grace
Yeah, the night I said, "I'm leavin'"
I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
But there's one I'll never be, no
'Cause the night I said, "I'm leavin'"
I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart and I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
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