Redmageddon

I've got an idea
Why don't we make snowmen out of beef?
Why's everything black and white?
I don't think that I'm seeing right
Lost it, I've lost it
I've lost my head
Lost my head
Why don't we meet at the museum?
Walk around, see all sorts of faces
We're at a fair, oh, what do I care?
Heavy mud follows you to the neatest places
Nice! It's a night on the town
But you're feeling kinda
(Cuh-by, cuh-by, cuh-by, cuh-by)
I know! Must be pure insecticide
If you touch it, you might
(Cuh-by, cuh-by) cuh-by, catch you later
Might be stepping out of line
But could you have bees inside?
Want me to leave?
Then come on down and make me
Got needles in your eyes?
Or a good reason to cry?
You want some peace?
Then come on down and make me
A not-afraid-of-scary-ghosts pie
What can that be?
Why don't you give making it a try?
I wanna be everyone's dependable guy
But no one ever asks me to be!
Ponder how relax and ease are rarely found commodities
(A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Will this end in tragedy?
Well, I don't know, but guess we'll see
Lost it, I've lost it
I've -
I know you like trees a lot, but you'll need a new hiding spot
You're gonna regret it if you step outside and you get caught
Standing out there, braiding your hair
Not being fair
Yeah, all right!
It's a night on the town
So how come you're feeling down?
This loneliness insists on ripping out my wings
Must be pure insecticide
If you touch it, you might (drown)
(You can swim in it?)
(Okay, that's amazing!)
Might be stepping out of line
But could you have bees inside?
Want me to leave?
Then come on down and make me
Got needles in your eyes?
Or a good reason to cry?
You want some peace?
Then come on down and make me
A not-afraid-of-scary-ghosts pie
What can that be?
How 'bout you give making it a try?
I wanna be everyone's dependable guy
But no one ever asks me to be
Can you make me
A poltergeist-repelling cake slice
What does that mean?
Why not for once try taking my side?
I wanna be someone on whose shoulder you cry
But no one ever asks that of me!
No one ever asks that of me!
(Well, actually, I asked if I could, and you said-)
Oh, come on
Can you hurry with that pie, please?
If you don't mind
I would like it with some whipped cream
If alright, can I get a lemon slice?
On my pie, because wouldn't that be nice?
Flower, who tore off all her petals
Replaced them all with metal
You wanna see?
Then come on down and make me
As we're all growing older
The shoulder's getting colder
Want relief?
Then come on down and make me
A not-afraid-of-scary-ghosts pie
What can that be?
How 'bout you give making it a try?
I wanna be everyone's dependable guy
But no one knows just who to believe
Can you tell me
Why friends and family all think that I'm so unhappy?
Maybe it's just the tears in my eyes
I wanna see why the birds are silent at night
Do they all sleep concurrently?
Let's fall asleep, just you and me