One More Anecdote

It's come, uh, almost to the time
Where we do our last song
I guess we don't have
To do another song
If you really...
Have that reaction
"Well, I know your brain size,"
It sounds like you said
-I can't-- we can't understand you
-We can't-- yeah
If you just write down your heckles
And then give them to Security
And they'll bring them 'round
The back and we'll just...
Rock and roll?
Tell them the muffin story
Again, Bret
I can think of one more
Anecdote for those of you
Who are demanding more
Rock and roll anecdotes
Um...
We had this one night after a show
Where we had a fan
Made their way backstage
Kind of-- When you're in
A band, you have fans
-and groupies, sort of groupies
-I don't think we should tell--
I don't think
We should tell this story
Do you mean the one where
She came backstage and she...
That was my reaction when he said...
We can't tell that story. It's a very
Disturbing story, because the...
I know, but she asked us to do that
It was not our idea
Well, that-- in a way, that's
What makes it difficult for me
Because I wasn't
Comfortable with it
I just did it because she'd bought
A couple of tote bags, and...
I-- I really regret...
Yeah, well, but I just--
I think we come off
Fine in the story
It's not us
You enjoyed parts of it, and I
Even had a good time at one point
But...
When a-- you know
It got to the part where...
I found myself...
It's not a proud moment and I don't
Want to share
Yeah, you're right. Just because she was
A big fan doesn't mean that we should...
Don't
Yeah
No, yeah, don't tell that one
We'll do another song
Um, well, this is our last song
It's, um...
When we say it's our last song
We actually mean
It's the song before we go off
And then we come back on again
And do some more songs
This is our last song
-Make sure Nigel knows
-Nigel, it's not our last song
-We'll do-- we'll come back
-It's a kind of a rock and roll thing
Bands do it, but orchestras
Don't really know
Orchestras don't do it. They just stand
There for about five to ten minutes
This song is about being
On the road, touring, um
And we get to know you
And then tomorrow night
We-- you know, we hit the road
And we're back here actually, but...
You don't decide when
You go back on the road
The road decides
When you get back onto it
Bret:
Yeah
We spend the night with you and we get
This wonderful relationship with you
You've been a great audience tonight
But then, you know, the next gig
Uh, you know
This connection that we have is, uh
We just forget it completely
We'll never forget
-Bret: Well, we will, but--
-We will forget, yeah
But for a limited time
We will never forget you guys
Row B, we'll remember you guys
-Yeah
-Yeah
Jemaine:
Row V up there
-Yeah
-Yeah
Love you guys
U, yep, yep
But we can't--
I mean, there's so many
Letters, aren't there?
-We can't do--
-We're gonna miss you A through Z
-Bret: Right
-All of you guys
Yeah, yeah
Shush, you guys
We're gonna go--
-Shush
-Shush, you guys!
You're gonna see the mad side
Of Mad Dog if you...
We've got a curfew
We can't just keep talking to you
If you talk to us
We're from New Zealand
If someone talks to us
We talk back
We're not Londoners
We don't ignore you
What we're saying is...
Okay, let's go back
Let's pretend we're not
So annoyed by the audience
'cause it'll look bad on camera
We've got a special
Relationship with you
Oh, we've had-- we've had such a
Wonderful night with you guys, London
Um, that sounded patronizing
Can't use that either
But you know, the next time
We play to another audience
They'll be our main audience
And you'll be a
Long-forgotten memory
And that's sad to us, 'cause--
'cause you are special