S-C-H-I-Z-O misfits on the dance floor

It was the day of the dance all my eighth grade friends
Were leanin' on the DJ booth
And all the girls on the wall we was watchin' 'em all
I figured I'd start it up for my crew
There'd been tension buildin' up watchin' Jill's round butt
Stickin' out in our home room
I broke the calm like a bomb
Spun around for a whole damned son
Then my boy said "When you dance you really oughta dance more small..."

Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah
Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah

I slowed up what I was doin' about that time
Laughter rainin' all over me
I thought "Jerry Lewis...We can do dis...
Just imagine the crowd all nudist
"Wave your arm around and shout this rhyme with me...
Bend up and sniff my anal vapor (itty bitty, itty bitty weenie)
Your face is my toilet paper" (eat a bit of witty weenie)

Everybody jump in the water so fun
To be one of the young stars a hoot hot baby mama
Jump in jump in bump where it counts
Let me chuck it around for you sisters
So you can watch it bounce...

Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah
Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah

They were all like whaaaaaaat?
And I was all sheeeeeiiiiit

Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah
Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah

All the jocks and the stoners theys mouf
Was hanging open
The teachers in the bleachers just stared
While I worked all my zones and bullwhipped my neck bone
They tried to process such a freaky deaky playah
Then from outta the crowd came a single voice loud shoutin'
"Go little motherfucker go!" ... GO MUTHAFUCKER
Then all at once a former dunce had to wave off blunts
Let the legend of the Schizo be told

Everybody in my school they do it yo they act a fool
Hey ya Hey ya Hey ya Do the Schizo
Everybody in your school can go bend up and sniff me too
Hey ya Hey ya Hey ya Do the Schizo
Everybody in my school they do it you they act a fool
Hey ya Hey ya Hey ya Do the Schizo

Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah
Let me get my Schizo on up in here up in there
Let me get my Schizo on...Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Dah

Behave behave behave I'm sick of it
There's no dick in it
Shaquille stop brickin' it
Don't save that booger start flickin' it
Now go herky jerky with a duck foot rave
and a bucktoof wave
Pop, lock, fuck a tube sock
Now Robot


Lyrics submitted by Skibz777

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