Condoleezza

Suck a dick, bitch!
Hey, wha'ssup?
Yeah
This for all the guys out there
Just not feelin' they girl right now
They might not even have one
But you know what I'm sayin'—if your girl left you
She shot you in the foot
Or she just stole five bucks—
I feel you
I understand
Girl
I used to love you
I used to wanna be with you forever, but now I don't
And, girl
You dropped me like a sack of beans
You dropped me like you used to drop your jeans
Girl
What'd I do?
What'd I do to deserve this?
Now this new guy
He's slower than I
And that's saying something
He eats the biggest pizza pie
He's fatter than I
And that ain't right
Girl
What'd I do?
Why'd ya leave me?
Baby, babe, babe, babe, baby, baby
It's like I'm Jen
And you're Brad
Girl, you're such a lyin' ho-bag
Girl, you're an anchovy's cunt stinker
That's right
I said it
It!
You don't know what you're missin'
You're missin' the Stew
The Stew's cool
Better than the rest
Taste the fuckin' best
I'm so fresh
Fresh!
Yeah
Girl
It's over now
Wish death upon you
Wish you no luck
Girl
Have a nice life
Your ass is full of trife
You don't know what you're talkin' about
'Cause you're just fuckin' all about
Makeup and jeans and peans and neans