If you want to know what the future will be like, dear
You are looking at the future sitting right here
In the future, people will be vegan
I'm already vegan
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
In the future, people will be vegan
I'm already vegan
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time

I'm like somethin' from the future, I'm science fiction
I'm a vegan Homo sapien—ya get my diction?
I treat my fellow earthlings with respect
How can this be?
Does my brain have a defect?
No
My mind has worked great since birth
It feels empathy for every creature on Earth
But I'm afraid I wasn't always singin' vegan cheers
I ate meat, eggs, and dairy for twenty-seven years
Then I learned about the cruelty of factory farming
I learned that by eating animal products, I was harming
Cows, pigs, turkeys, chickens, and fish
Now I'd make the world go vegan if I had one wish
Some say they'll always eat meat, and animals can't be saved
But people also thought that humans would always be enslaved
Well, slavery got abolished, and that is good
Carnism will also get abolished, like I know it should
The world is evolving, so do not fear
The vegan community grows bigger every year

If you want to know what the future will be like, dear
You're lookin' at the future right here!
In the future, people will be vegans
I'm already vegan
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
In the future, people will be vegans
I'm already vegan
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time

I don't eat dairy, and I've managed to stay alive
Is this a miracle, or is the dairy council talkin' jive?
I don't eat corpses, and I haven't dropped dead yet
Call the newspapers; I'm headline news, don't ya forget
I'm like somethin' from the future, I'm science fiction
I thrive from eating only plants—ya get my diction?
I don't eat corpses or excretions from animals
I've got a healthy body and some tasty genitals
Am I for real?
Do I really exist?
Am I a figment your imagination can't resist?
Yes, I do exist
I'm three-dimensional:
I care about myself, the planet, and animals

If ya want to know what the future will be like, dear
You're lookin' at the future right here!
In the future, people will be vegan
I'm already vegan
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
In the future, people will be vegan
I'm already vegan
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time
Holy fuck, I'm ahead of my time

Actually, I'm not ahead of my time at all—
The time to go vegan is now
We must respect every individual on Earth
Every chicken, turkey, pig, and cow
Just because your friends eat corpses like a devil
Doesn't mean you have to—you can rise to a new level
You can practice the Golden Rule for real
You can be like me
The real deal
A genuinely nice human being
A compassionate person
Is what you're seeing
We must all stop killing
You can live in paradise
If you are willing
To make some dietary changes
Plant foods will lift you up like mountain ranges
Eat fruits, veggies, beans, grains, nuts, and seeds
Plant foods can fulfill all your dietary needs

Right now people are vegan
You're gonna go vegan too
Holy fuck, you're right on time
Holy fuck, you're right on time
Right now people are vegan
You're gonna go vegan too
Holy fuck, you're right on time
Holy fuck, you're right on time
Yeah!
Go vegan


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