108 Gallons of Gasoline

I had a car
It was a pretty car
I had a notebook
A purple notebook
It went 86 miles an hour
108 gallons of gasoline
108 gallons of gasoline
I went fishin’ on the desert camel
Ah-shucka-shucka-ahh
My wrist itches a lot
The lamp – it works just fine
And then – I opened up
A Cherry 7up
And it didn’t taste very good
It didn’t taste real good at all
But I looked up a piece of paper and it said to me
27 bags, 108 gallons of gasoline
48 cheeseburgers, 108 gallons of gasoline
9 ink pads, 108 gallons of gasoline
48 bottles of Tide, 107 gallons of gasoline
Bag of Fritos in my trashcan
Melting seat in the middle of the shelf
Rewind button looking at me because
I won’t grab a shelter for the Pepsi bottle
Or look inside my chemistry book
But sometimes it seems to me
That my eyeglasses are made of plastic
And the phone book is made out of
All the gasoline
Basket in a wheel handle